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Man vs Baby

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๐Ÿ˜‚ another mildly abusive favourite -

Mark Winsor I saw this and immediately thought of you and then saw that you had already commented ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #merryfuckingchristmas

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Im pissing myself laugjing cos i actually checked s and November before i realised they are all the same lol

So... is it bad that you look at both an initial and month of birth? Asking for a friend..

No one gives a shit. That's not Christmassy at all. Hang on a minute

This chart totally nails my elf name. How does the internet do it?

Sarah I donโ€™t know why I thought of you when I saw this ๐Ÿ˜‚

Georgia Bryony Jones whatโ€™s yours? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lucy for when you and Danny do this next year?! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mal, am Elf name generator for you ๐Ÿ’•

Did anyone else notice the missing 'e' for February?

As I want to be known as an elf from now on, I find this offensive. ๐Ÿ™„

No one gives a shit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Jason, I thought you'd appreciate this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Vicki ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰โ™ฅ๏ธ

Karen ๐Ÿ˜‚ I was actually looking ๐Ÿ™ˆ

No one gives a shit ๐Ÿคช

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What a coincidence, both my partner and my names โ€˜are no one gives a shit!!!!โ€™?!?!?! Amazing! ๐Ÿ˜‚

I got No one gives a shit. What about you???

No one gives a shit

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4 days ago

Man vs Baby

Watching back to back episodes of Paw Patrol at the minute and I cannot stand any more. Chase is just such a bloody suck-up. โ€œReady for action Ryder, Sir!โ€ Ugh, ...just once, I wish Rubble would turn around and say โ€œoh, fuck off Chase why donโ€™t you just climb up his backside, you arse-licking twatโ€.
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Watching back to back episodes of Paw Patrol at the minute and I cannot stand any more.  Chase is just such a bloody suck-up. โ€œReady for action Ryder, Sir!โ€ Ugh, ...just once, I wish Rubble would turn around and say โ€œoh, fuck off Chase why donโ€™t you just climb up his backside, you arse-licking twatโ€.
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Everyone whose talking about Rocky and Zuma being left out are right.. but I understand it with Rocky.. most pointless pup ever. Police! Fire! Coastguard! Air Force! ..er.. Recycling? Sit this one out Rocky we donโ€™t need anyone to sort the plastic from the fucking cardboard on this mission.

And while Iโ€™m on can we just take a moment to talk about Mayor Goodway.. Christ!? Imagine the chicken shit in that womanโ€™s handbag.๐Ÿคข

The characters are one thing, but donโ€™t get me started on the major plot/ engineering holes in the show. - where the hell does all of Marshallโ€™s water come from?! - when the pups talk to Ryder on the pup pad - why do we get to see the pups as if they all have camera crews with them?! - why are aliens plausible but dragons/ magic are always Rubble dreams ๐Ÿ˜. Yes, I have a nearly 2yr old and a 3yr old and really need to get more adult company in my life ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Man vs Baby tbf Iโ€™m up for a bit of Paw Patrol, theyโ€™re positive go getters in comparison to that absolute fucknugget Bing. What a wingey negative pathetic wet blanket that thing is. He cries or is scared In every episode.

While weโ€™re talking kids shows..... why isnโ€™t Norman Price punished for all the serious events he causes in Fireman Sam??? ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

The worst thing is that they only have 4 digits on each hand, mayor Goodway counts down from 5 using 2 fucking hands! How hard would it have been to just draw the characters with the right number of fingers?!

Iโ€™m waiting for that accident prone Dalmatian dick head to break its neck.

Chase and Skye are at it right? They occasionally have a dirty joke / look between them or am I they only one thatโ€™s noticed this? ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'd rather watch back to back paw patrol than in the night garden. What a bunch of plinky plonks that lot are. There's macca pacca with his OCD need to wash everything. The ninky nonk pilot has obv been drinking every episode so crashes into everything. Iggle piggle has tantrums and gets into bed with upsy daisy who dances and shows her knickers off and that's just for starters. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

And does anyone else smirk to themselves every time Zuma says "let's get wet"?! ๐Ÿคฃ

No sack too big, no pup too small, fuck those pups, letโ€™s drown them all...

Rubble is a legend. I'd take paw patrol over that little shit Peppa any day! ๐Ÿคฃ

I want to know where Ryder gets his funding, and why a child is allowed to ride a quad, and other vehicles on the public highway

We changed our tv package provider. Itโ€™s really really sad that paw patrol is no longer available on our new tv. Really awful.

My 22month old is currently obsessed with Bing - how whiny is that bunny?!!! And as for gentle parenting- Flop needs to grow a pair and set some boundaries!!

I've been waiting for them to do Origins movies. Ryder: Origins. I'd pay good money to find out what happened to this kid for him to wind up with shed loads of gadgets and this affinity for talking pups.

I once went started to Google paw patrol fancy dress for my LO. As I started typing, I became disturbed my what I saw...

It's flipping sterotypical girlie Skye in her girlie flipping pink with her squeaky girlie voice and her dainty flipping flying that annoys me. Sorry just had to vent, my 8yr old would be too upset if I spoke about Paw Patrol like this at home ๐Ÿ˜‚

Topsy and Tim is worse. Why doesnโ€™t their mum ever loose her shit and is so happy all the time. Twins are seriously hard work.

We recently flew to and from NZ. My boys watched the same 3 episodes of Paw Patrol for the entire flights ๐Ÿ™ˆ

Wait until he gets to his Blaze and the monster machines phase. How the fuck is a young boy driving a talking car?

I get more annoyed with the towns over reliance on Ryder for everything. If I was him, Iโ€™d give up and move somewhere where most habitants can sort their own lives out, itโ€™s constant!

I'm still questioning the validity of the business model. An all situation rescue sevice run by a pre teen and canines that could at any moment during rescue decide to lick their balls or hump the nearest object, or worse the person they are rescuing. It's a lawsuit waiting to happen

What is the fucking point of Zuma? She's been used like twice. Is she the one who gets the brew on while the rest of the actual paw patrol do the work? And what's the deal with captain turbot? I'm sure he only lives on a boat to avoid getting nicked on some extremely shady warrants

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5 days ago

Man vs Baby

...The beautiful magic of Christmas with kids.๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜ข
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One of the weirdest and funniest things about this video is the fact that there is no sign of it.. no strain, no noise.. no nothing. itโ€™s like the shit just falls out of him without touching the sides ๐Ÿ˜‚

Ok, Iโ€™ve watched this again, if you listen really closely at the end there is a quiet โ€˜unbelievableโ€™ from the mum that is absolutely perfect. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Guysssss ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Sophie Nevins Hayley Clifford Stephanie Griffiths

Jayne Croasdale now this one is genuine. Watched it yday, I'm still laughing today ๐Ÿคฃ

Molly Murnin Taylor Murnin๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Alec Vincent Katie Nicolle Owen Grobler Michelle Schwim Derrick Starling Nicole Dando Alexander Dando ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

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Today my 2 year old girl kept waving her hand in my face and muttering. In the end I realised she was telling me to sniff her fingers. I doubt I need to tell you where her finger had been! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ท

Sabrina Alder Rachael Abi Washbourne Jim Cottom Gareth Roberts ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Dan Wilkins I know you donโ€™t usually laugh at these things I tag you in but this one is right up your street! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ x

Stuart Edward Fay Crane Briony Davies..... see could have been worse ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Itโ€™s a magic that lasts all year round #apooisnotjustforchristmas #exceptmrhanky

Stella Clark Kelly-Ann Watt Kim Topping I cana breathe for laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Brendan, the excitement of receiving a letter from Santa ๐Ÿ˜Š

Richard Kev Ian Claire Amanda Julia Lisa ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Paul Turnbull did I already tag you in this? Iโ€™m pissing myself again ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Alan Paterson is this one of your family?

Cammie Macdougall I'm only tagging you because of the accent and it's funny! Lol x

Lottie Salmon

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Is it really Christmas unless someone craps themselves

Janet Collins Mike Strydom - the Scottish accent makes it funnier

Lucy Allan hahahaha

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1 week ago

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THIS is an amazing story. Even if it is accompanied by the usual bonfire-pissing comments about how itโ€™s โ€˜messing with natureโ€™ and โ€˜playing godโ€™. Fertility science, from IVF to cutting edge stuff like this, is dogged by these attitudes, especially online. You need no licence to use the internet and that means that even those amongst us with brains that function like a potato, are allowed to drag their knuckles along a keyboard in expression of a dim opinion.

I donโ€™t know how many of these people would refuse a kidney transplant? Or blood transfusion? Where do they draw their line..? you interfere with nature every time you take a paracetamol or an antibiotic. But hey, when did these folk ever let reality get in the way of their well thought out and reasoned bullshit. Dopey twonks.

I see it differently. If youโ€™ve been in the position that we found ourselves with Charlie - believing that he would never come - it felt like a door that was always slowly closing. And the pain of that was profound because it never didnโ€™t feel like he was standing on the other side. What fertility scientists do is something remarkable. They put a foot against that closing door and say no.. hang on a minute. We might be able to do something about this. And in our case, They did. They fulfilled their promise by gift of Charlie. Donโ€™t get me wrong In that moment that we first saw him on a monitor, for us, these people WERE god. The best kind of god, answering prayers kindly.

But in hindsight and in reality, they werenโ€™t 'playing god' at all. Or 'messing with nature'. They were just fulfilling the promise of both. They were using the incredible tools (their magnificent brains & dedication) theyโ€™d been given by god or nature or evolution to create something incomparably good.

And Thats what I see here. In this story. Something good. Out of tragedy, science delivers by forceps.. a miracle.
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So welcome to earth little trailblazer, your mum went through some stuff for you to get here and I have no doubt she will love you all the more for it.

And to those playing god. Keep playing, when the result is this kind of unconditional love ..thereโ€™s not a God worth their salt that could mind. x
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THIS is an amazing story.  Even if it is accompanied by the usual bonfire-pissing comments about how itโ€™s โ€˜messing with natureโ€™ and โ€˜playing godโ€™.  Fertility science, from IVF to cutting edge stuff like this, is dogged by these attitudes, especially online. You need no licence to use the internet and that means that even those amongst us with brains that function like a potato, are allowed to drag their knuckles along a keyboard in expression of a dim opinion.

I donโ€™t know how many of these people would refuse a kidney transplant? Or blood transfusion? Where do they draw their line..? you interfere with nature every time you take a paracetamol or an antibiotic.  But hey, when did these folk ever let reality get in the way of their well thought out and reasoned bullshit. Dopey twonks.

I see it differently. If youโ€™ve been in the position that we found ourselves with Charlie -  believing that he would never come - it felt like a door that was always slowly closing. And the pain of that was profound because it never didnโ€™t feel like he was standing on the other side.  What fertility scientists do is something remarkable. They put a foot against that closing door and say no.. hang on a minute. We might be able to do something about this.  And in our case, They did. They fulfilled their promise by gift of Charlie.  Donโ€™t get me wrong In that moment that we first saw him on a monitor, for us, these people WERE god. The best kind of god, answering prayers kindly. 

But in hindsight and in reality, they werenโ€™t playing god at all. Or messing with nature. They were just fulfilling the promise of both. They were using the incredible tools (their magnificent brains & dedication) theyโ€™d been given by god or nature or evolution to create something incomparably good. 

And Thats what I see here. In this story. Something good. Out of tragedy, science delivers by forceps.. a miracle.
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So welcome to earth little trailblazer, your mum went through some stuff for you to get here and I have no doubt she will love you all the more for it. 

And to those playing god.  Keep playing, when the result is this kind of unconditional love ..thereโ€™s not a God worth their salt that could mind. x

 

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Faith and Science are not mutually exclusive, my belief is that God has given mankind the ability to solve these kind of challenges ourselves. See, not all Christians are wonky eyed idiots.

I'm super glad the fertility specialist decided to 'play god' and 'mess with nature'. My cryo-frozen little mess is almost 3 and damn well worth it. ๐Ÿ™‚ Let's give a WOOOT for science! <3

Without the genius people playing god who created ivf there would be no him. I live in awe of scientists who grant families the gift of children ๐Ÿ˜

Letโ€™s also remember the donor giving the gift of new life after her own has ended. What a hero๐Ÿ˜

Science is fucking awsome. I think the best/worst comment I saw on the IFLS post about this was from a lass complaining about how this wasnt a good thing when the world is already struggling with over population. One click on her profile showed that she was a "full time mother of 8" ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธFacebook really need to bring out some kind of irony alert button cos the face palm just isn't enough.

After 6 miscarriages and 4 rounds of IVF, we had our miracle daughter. I'm celebrating with this family because science is bloody amazing.

Our ivf miracle. To all those drs who decided to work in embryology and infertility, you're amazing!

In some bibles, there is a book called Ecclesiasticus (not Ecclesiastes). I donโ€™t remember if itโ€™s in the catholic version and not the Protestant version or the other way round. But chapter 38 starts out with โ€œHonor the physician for the need you have of him, for God has created him.โ€ I did that verse up in calligraphy for the fertility doctor who helped get me pregnant.

I'd give my womb away... Some days Id even give them the partners balls too just in case they come in useful ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Man vs Baby We had ivf for our miricles We've been truly blessed This little blob came a long way Science truly is fucking awesome I love love love that a pastor I spoke to did a sermon on how ivf ect isn't against god and those judging others for it need to take a long hard look at their sins before judging others He also handed a person mouthing off about how these people should adopt an adoption leaflet and said great why don't you lead by example lol I wanted to high five him so very badly

This is amazing. As mum to a 4 year old miracle made by IVF doctors and saved by neonatal doctors when he arrived 13 weeks early I celebrate all the ways medicine interferes with nature every day!

I would happily donate my uterus...it has given me 2 children (wont say darling as they are driving me up the wall at the moment) but if it would bring joy to another person that by all means...take it.

I am still stuck on "to drag their knuckles along a keyboard in expression of a dim opinion." Applies to many abuses of social media. And, you are just brilliant. Charlie is a lucky lad.

I'd give mine in a heartbeat! I've got 2 beautiful children and don't plan to have anymore so if it could be used to help someone bring a much wanted life into the world then I'd do it without question! It will only go to waste otherwise...why not help a woman become a mother and also a man a father! Would be the best thing I could ever give to someone! โค๏ธ

If you think about it, glasses are messing with nature. You reckon everyone moaning has perfect vision?

I think it's incredible. Sadly my womb is no good to anyone, it's not strong enough & it's split in 2 like a heart shape. I'd gladly give anyone it, but I was told I'd never carry a baby to term, so I understand those thoughts & fears of never being a mum. Thankfully, I'm stubborn & tried anyway & have been blessed with 4 miracles. These things fascinate me. Its incredible, the advances science is making.

My niece had IVF and lost her twins to shared placenta. She nearly died. We grieved and comforted and then she started all over and now I have my beautiful great nephew. I am eternally grateful for the doctors that helped her be a mom twice, helped her grieve her angel babies, gave her a son before her own mother passed away so that there was time with Grandma. That my mother got her greatgrandson and held him. These doctors give hope. I am so glad that you have Charlie so that we all get to know him and you. Blessed be Daddy-o Blessed be.

Oh my god I so want to high five you for this!! Our IVF boy just turned 4 and I already proudly tell him about he came into being. Iโ€™m so grateful for all of the science, drugs, research, blood, sweat and tears that went into making sure he arrived in our lives. I cried when I read about this new incredible possibility. The amount of families it can create. Just wonderful! x

Everyone has their own opinion on God. Mine just follows Stephen Fry's. But I respect people who do believe as that's their choice....This is mine. youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo

Our daughters were both IVF babies, they wouldn't be here if it wasnt for the help and support we received from Care Fertility and the advancements in this field. We were also told we would never conceive naturally, until our little boy arrived in August. Science and nature are both equally amazing

I don't see how this is any different from any other transplant except that they are either life prolonging or life enhancing whereas this is life giving.

I think it's amazing. I donated my eggs and the lady who got them had a little boy. I'm on the organ donar so I would happily donate my uterus too. Xx

I know exactly where you are coming from, Matt. I was told at age 18 that I would likely never have kids due to having severe Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. At that time, I said I didnโ€™t want kids but when that diagnosis came through, it crushed me. I realised that the truth was I just didnโ€™t want kids at that point. At age 32, with the help of the fertility specialists at our local hospital, my fiancรฉ and I welcomed a gorgeous little boy into the world. Heโ€™s now almost 3 and heโ€™s totally the best thing that ever happened to me. While it didnโ€™t take to the extremes of IVF or anything like that, those doctors and nurses were my heroes too. This little one is changing the world in ways they have no way of understanding right now, and I think thatโ€™s a fantastic thing.

This post just made me have a little cry! As a mummy to two ivf miracles and one more for good luck after complacency set in, i whole heartedly concur!! Well said x

Iโ€™m not crying...I have something in my eye ๐Ÿ˜ข

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1 week ago

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Just shared this on my instagram and someone mentioned their cat scoffing tinsel and then shitting it out in the garden.. apparently this cat hated everything.. including Christmas. But this comment kicked off others about what cats and dogs have eaten. Which reminded me of the time our dog โ€˜skipโ€™ ate a pair of tights. I came home to discover my stepdad down on all fours trying to pull the tights out of the dogโ€™s arsehole, like he was doing some grotesque magic trick.. or making sausages. I still have nightmares. (And if this charming anecdote doesnโ€™t tempt you over to my instagram nothing will๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚)

Haha Kristen Hollie Elicia this is so us and our midwife brains.

My kids have their own version of a different joke: Mia: what do reindeers hang on their Christmas Tree? Masimba: Santa! (Hornaments, hornaments my dear).

Mikey Trance feel like this was you when you were little... ๐Ÿ˜‚ shit jokes from a young age

Troy Ward poor Cash is gonna have to deal with all my realistic explanations

Amy Curtin I feel this would be our answer now to our kids hahahaha too technical mum hahaha

Luckily my kids always say "Mummy, mummy I've got a joke...listen to my joke! It's soooo funny.... er, hang on a minute... I've just got to remember it...."

Tim Maguire youโ€™ve been eating too much tinsel hey babe?

Geraint Clarke and Lucy Palmer one for Mel. She loves this type of thing ๐Ÿ˜‚

LOL Steven Moorman WHY is this me and you when you try to make OT puns ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

That's a nurse mum's response. ๐Ÿคฃ

That has to rival the Madeira one. Brilliant! ๐Ÿคฃ

Anya why do I feel like this would be a convo in your house ๐Ÿ˜‚

Livi Mullard why did this make me think of you as a Mum ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ซ

Emma Cook beause it's punny AND you probably have to do emergency surgery on a number of animals for this each year

Amy Charman for some reason I imagine this between you and frankie

Charlotte Dunnell I saw this on my news feed and was gonna send it to you before realising you're the reason its on my feed. Brill

Pru should I try and big word laycee next time she tells a joke HAHA

Stacy Marsh I can imagine you & Lex having this conversation ๐Ÿ˜‚ xx

I would so say this to my boys whilst sharpening my surgical kit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท

OMG thatโ€™s so my life!

Your shite goes sparkly for a couple of days.

Love this, it gave me a very good chuckle

This was my poor 12 yr olds upbringing ๐Ÿ˜‚

7 yr old: what happens if you eat lots of tinsel? Mum: YOU DIE SO DON'T YOU EVER TRY AND IT THEM!!! UNDERSTOOD?!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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2 weeks ago

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I love this. Even if you donโ€™t read the rest of my waffle please do watch this video...
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Iโ€™ve written before about how important it is for me that Charlie enjoys reading. My mum read to me as a baby. I don't remember those first books but then I don't ever remember not being read to as a child. An enjoyment of books is the finest gift she ever gave me (apart from a pair of suede roller boots in about 1989.. they were pretty sweet). โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
Books can be educational and instructive, and like mine, a bit daft. But at their best they can be redemptive, crushing, life-defining, and perfect. Testament to the best of us, a record of the worst, a eulogy or monument to the very essence of what it means to be human.

A couple of weeks ago when we went to Lapland .. this is why. It never ocurred to me the issues that might present themselves when trying to read a bedtime story to a child who is deaf. But there are 32 million deaf children who struggle to read. And for a couple of days we got to share an amazing experience with a group of families with deaf children as they were introduced to StorySign. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
An app developed by @Huawei that translates children's books into sign language to change and revolutionise story time for thousands of kids, and open the world of books to so many who might feel like an outsider to them.
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Yup. This is an Ad.. We were, after all, in Lapland as guests of Huawei . But they asked for nothing in return, not a post or a review or anything. They just let the whole thing speak/sign for itself and after we had the pleasure of hanging out with some of these kids in the snow for a couple of days, I'll tell you this.. ad or not, this is a good and beautiful thing.
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That's set me off worse than hug from Nick Knowles! And I'm a marine engineer!

I'm not crying ๐Ÿ˜ข your crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ... Amazing app! #whentechgetsitright

I'm bawling here ๐Ÿ˜ข more is definitely needed to ensure that BSL is incorporated into teaching in the future - sooner rather than later. B great concept and a stroke of genius from a relatively 'unknown' manufacturer in a market dominated by Apple and Samsung. Myself and my wife are currently learning along with our 2 year old son (who has been doing it for about 18 months now) BSL from a family friend who is subsequently deaf. None of us are deaf but we all feel that it is an important language to learn and should be recognised as a language like French and German are in schools. We also feel that having done it from such a young age, it has aided out sons development with speech ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป #whentechgetsitright

Thank you Matt for sharing this. My 3 year old son is deaf and uses sign so this could really help with story time ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

Well shit mate, I didnโ€™t expect to be tearing up while sipping my first coffee this morning. Put a bloody warning on it next time. Got a hard woman image to maintain.

A mascara warning would have helped ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Suddenly feel rather ashamed of my stance that technology like phones and tablets have no place in a childโ€™s life. Amazing โค๏ธ

Who's cutting onions?! What a beautiful concept

Kind of related Man vs Baby, SwiftKey make a free android app that helps autistic children communicate - free to download and use it's called symbols.

Our daughter isn't deaf but it's non verbal and we don't know how much she understands she has just started with babbling sounds so words may be coming. She gets a bedtime story every night (up to Harry potter 6 but get away with reading the dark buts because she doesn't understand). Her class are doing a Carol service on Monday and I considered not taking her because she can't sing but w are going regardless.

This is so misleading, I was so excited by this for my daughter but when you download the app, turns out it only works with ONE book, that you need a hard copy of! Disappointed ๐Ÿ˜” Will we amazing if they develop it properly though

Cheers Matt - When technology gets it right...๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป I play in a Brass Band and you forget that this time of year, there are still many children who canโ€™t enjoy hearing the carols/Christmas Music being played as much as the rest because they just canโ€™t hear them. Hopefully this app (and others) will do so much to help them get a love/enjoyment of reading. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“–

Wow!! What an incredible use of amazing tech, and a simple thing that most of us take for granted (the bedtime story) made special for the tiny people that canโ€™t enjoy as easily as others!!! Well that just won Christmas!!! Xx

Anne Vikkelsรธ You might be interested in this. Huawei is the world's second largest smart phone manufacturer. If they put a sign language reader on every phone that means there are 50m phones sold a quarter with readers on them sold (globally). I don't know what version of sign language they are using.

This is so lovely!!! I would also have appreciated a mascara warning!!

Right in the feels.....this is amazing โ™ฅ๏ธ

Love this. Iโ€™m glad to see the tech people are finally realising and getting on board. Many Deaf children leave school aged 16-18 with a reading age of a 6-7 year old. So fingers crossed this will be the start of great things xx

Both my children have hearing loss. One is deaf (severe to profoundly) and the other moderate in one ear. Thank you for sharing. โค๏ธ

I work in technology and itโ€™s at times like this that the amazing things technology *can* do just blows me away...

That's a great idea to help bring storytime to so many children! Nadine Jerham thought this might interest you as i know you were doing the BSL course.

Great for any child to learn.

Emma Japes this is just gorgeous. One for your friends at the Elizabeth Foundation? X

What a wonderful app, this is precisely what we should be using our vast technological knowledge for โ™ฅ๏ธ

Can we have more ADโ€™s for this please...thanks.

Rachel Kelly, in case you don't know about this app (sorry if you've been tagged a thousand times!)

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For those looking for an update on how the search in our loft for the Xmas decorations is going. Still no sign...Iโ€™m afraid๐Ÿ™ ..but I have just stumbled across my father in law who came up here looking for a suitcase in 1998.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ... See MoreSee Less

For those looking for an update on how the search in our loft for the Xmas decorations is going.  Still no sign...Iโ€™m afraid๐Ÿ™ ..but I have just stumbled across my father in law who came up here looking for a suitcase in 1998.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

 

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Kim Baksh Katie Jayne Liam Anthony Dan Smith

Itโ€™s Chester Copperpot. Itโ€™s your time up there.

It looks like he died smiling...maybe he was really looking for some quiet.

I'm more concerned about my annoying husband calling it an 'attic' *shudder* ๐Ÿ˜‰

"Hide and go seek champion 1972"

Miranda Golds PT - you are not alone in your loft woes ๐Ÿ˜‚

Fay Cattermoul๐Ÿ˜‚

This will be you next weekend Craig Clark

Benjamin Thomas Mogg At least he hasnโ€™t fallen out of the hatch ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Nicola like dad looking for stuff in the shed ๐Ÿ˜‚

He is waiting for you to join him๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Lol made me chuckle matt cheers for that...

Matthew Brownrigg

Orran ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Lilian Fox

Erik you in the garage!!

Just like our loft...and we've yet to pluck up courage to find the decorations!

Briliant๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Luke Jordan

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..tis that time again. ..Heading into the loft to retrieve the Xmas decorations. If you don't hear from me after a week or so, tell my family that I loved them.. and that daddy died doing what he loved most.. Fighting through 20 years of accumulated shit to find a f*king wicker reindeer with one eye. ... See MoreSee Less

..tis that time again. ..Heading into the  loft to retrieve the Xmas decorations. If you dont hear from me after a week or so, tell my family that I loved them.. and that daddy died doing what he loved most.. Fighting through 20 years of accumulated shit to find a f*king wicker reindeer with one eye.

 

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To all the dads who are today ascending into the lofts of Britain, remember you are not alone.. Stiffen the sinews! summon up the blood! And try to avoid shouting through the loft hatch every five minutes โ€œthereโ€™s some right shit up here.โ€ That goes down like a concrete balloon.

For those looking for an update on how the search in our loft for the Xmas decorations is going. Still no sign...Iโ€™m afraid๐Ÿ™ ..but I have just stumbled across my father in law who came up here looking for a suitcase in 1998.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

I went up into the loft and found a gift from last year that I had hidden & completely forgotten all about. Shame. The kids would have adored that puppy.

I've put my foot down. I've said not until 12 days before. She has agreed it'll be done when she says.

Bollocks, laughed at the post, had to read it to my wife.......now Iโ€™m off to the bloody loft myself!

I'll never forget the year my dad got stuck in the loft, he's terrified of heights and managed to get up there fine, passed the stuff down....then spent the next hour and a half sat there with his legs poking through the hole unable to put his feet on the ladder ๐Ÿ˜‚ of course my mum and I were very helpful and supportive throughout the whole process, and didn't once laugh or take the piss ๐Ÿ˜‚

At least you got up there safely.....

Intense training for the dreaded journey into the abyss

This is my job in this house. Husband does not need to know whats accumulating โ€˜up the loft!โ€™

We have a file in the Photos section of our laptop named โ€œThe car seat is not in the loftโ€. My husband had been sent up to get it, he swore blind it wasnโ€™t there and took photos to prove it - funnily enough when I eventually managed to get up there (in a very undignified manner - itโ€™s a stepladder job!) I found it straight away ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜

My boys wanted to come into attic to get decs a few years ago - youngest last up and kicked over ladder !!! We all sat there for half hour when figured out the only way down was to lower him as far as I could and gently drop the 4 year old ๐Ÿคฃ it worked !!!

Survived the lofty expedition to hell. Now I just need to find somewhere for the shite that occupied the space now taken up by said tree. Back up I go...

Amateurs. ๐Ÿ˜‰ CLEAR PLASTIC CRATES FOR EVERYTHING. All tat immediately visible. Hearty seasonal hails from this Mum-in-an-attic ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ””๐ŸฆŒ

Four years ago my husband went up to get the decorations. As his feet were leaving the ladder was an almighty crack and the ladder broke in half! Panicked phone call to the father in law who then had to hoof it round with a ladder on his shoulder and rescue him ๐Ÿ˜‚ kids were alternately panicked and working out how to get food up in case Grandad got lost on the way. Great fun and grandad was a superhero in the kids eyes

Ha ha I had to endure the shed today in the torrential rain to get out the tree and the ancient decorations fit for the bin. No amount of protesting to youngest child helped. No it had to be today as it is the first of December (ffs). Far to early in my opinion. I was covered in glitter by lunch time. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

We can't find the hook for the reef

Weโ€™ve just moved to a house with no loft after hoarding all manner of tat for over 20 years! A very full 12yard skip later we have a โ€˜door to Narnia-loft spaceโ€™ off the en suite. No step ladder needed!! Itโ€™s the way forward .....

I have just done this, and despite reminding myself several times that there were beams to avoid, I have managed to smash my head 5 bloody times! I hope this elf is fucking worth it (it wonโ€™t be!)

Errr.... are you in my loft!!! It almost exactly the same? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ian Harding - look a loft with standing room - what is that all about? Could fit more crap up there in that space!

Ah lot of John Lewis bags and boxes back there. Iโ€™m going out on a limb here and guessing your Christmas menu includes; panettone, Prosecco and potatoes roasted in goose fat a la Nigella.

Is feeling smug cos loft is beautifully organised, with things stored in labelled boxes. It took us 3 minutes to get our Xmas stuff: 2 tree boxes (labelled) and one box (labelled). My fella rolled his eyes at me, but realised I was right when he went into the loft and found it all immediately #smugbitch ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ James, been trying to find a way to break the news to you. This is what you're doing tomorrow. Promised the kids now. Soz. ๐Ÿ˜

I wish my loft was that tidy and accessible

Fantastic thing about being married to a Croatian - no decs til Christmas Eve, as per their tradition ๐Ÿ˜

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If you have a problem with this picture, you are a black hole, a void of human decency, from which no light or good can ever come. Please unfollow me. Then fuck off. Then fuck off a bit further. ... See MoreSee Less

If you have a problem with this picture, you are a black hole, a void of human decency, from which no light or good can ever come.  Please unfollow me.  Then fuck off.  Then fuck off a bit further.

 

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Iโ€™m with David Beckham on this, however thereโ€™s always one that takes it too far and tries to slip in a tongue ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ #rude

Jesus i wish Becks would kiss me on the lips and im a happily married straight guy!๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜†

I am a 37 year old dad of 2 boys aged 4 & 2. Every morning when I leave for work they both come to the door and insist on a hug , a kiss on the lips, a high 5, a fist bump, a hand shake and a thumbs up. It takes a while but I treasure every moment of it and will keep doing it as long as they want to. Being loving and affectionate to your children is so important, especially when they are young as this will help shape who they become as adults.

If you think kissing your kids on the lips is unacceptable - then I have a message for you:

It is wrong on many levels. Itโ€™s disgusting and horrible to see and I wish he would come and kiss me so I can prove how wrong it is.

Oh god how DARE we show our kids affection!? To be fair it does look more like he's trying to eat my face... ๐Ÿ˜‚

I kiss my 4 year old boy on the lips and plan to do it for as long as heโ€™ll let me. Although he does usually ask me to kiss him on his โ€œfarty bumโ€ ๐Ÿ™„

I just hid the title of this picture and showed my daughters (11 and 9) and asked if there was anything wrong with this picture, both of them said, โ€œhe has ear phones inโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ absolutely nothing wrong with this picture!! And people that think there is have the problem!!

I'm 42, my mother is 75, I kissed her on the lips today when I visited her in hospital today.

The only time I felt it was wrong to kiss my daughter on the lips was right after she chose that moment to projectile vomit her milk.

I heard they need snow in the North Pole. Perhaps all the Snowflakes complaining about this adorable pic of a daddy and his little girl should make their way there ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

I have chosen not to kiss my child on the lips, nor do I let anyone else do it, but I see absolutely nothing wrong with it, if that's what they have chosen as a family. We kiss each other on the cheek all the time, hug & Eskimo kiss, so there is plenty of affection between us. Nobody's business. I don't make my child kiss, or hug anyone if she doesn't want to either. It's all on her terms.

It says more about the viewers than the subjects. Weirdos (the viewers, not the Beckhams!)

I'm a mother and I kiss my son. Is that weird too? I kiss all my family on the lips. Is that weird? When I was 29 I kissed my father's lips as he passed away in my arms. Is that weird? NO it isn't. None of it is. I'd be kicking up a massive stink if the picture was of him slapping her!! He's a father showing his love for his child. The ones who slate him are the weirdo's

as a dear friend used to say...... fuck off, fuck off a bit further and then come back and fuck off again ๐Ÿ˜‚

Why are you reading the sun?

Every day, multiple times, she is my everything and I make sure she knows it ๐Ÿ˜

I'll stop kissing my kids the day they ask me to. Piers is just pissed off cause not even his kids will kiss him ๐Ÿ˜‚

This is how my littlest always kisses me and I'm sure as hell not going to stop her ๐Ÿ˜˜

He helped make those lips heโ€™s bloody entitled to kiss them! ๐Ÿ™„

I still kiss my daughter on the lips (she's 36). I kiss my granddaughter on the lips, I kiss my dad on the lips and my brother. We're family, it's what we do.

Something is really wrong with the world if people see anything but love in this picture xx

I'm more offended by the tooth brush head he has stuck in his ear ๐Ÿค”

Bloody Piers Morgan and his black heart. Good relationship between father and daughter is all I see here ๐Ÿ˜

I'm 38 my dad is 64 and I still kiss him on the lips, always have always will.

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Right kids, can you Just. Smile. Normally. and letโ€™s get one decent photo on this bloody holiday!? ... See MoreSee Less

 

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Siobhan Quinn ๐Ÿ˜‚

Samantha Martin Nicola Brailsford

Martin Thomas ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Rick Sandbrook ๐Ÿ˜‚

He's not even going to fake smile for you. Goddammit, show everyone how much fun we're having child!

Kelly Lees Dan Jack Lees ๐Ÿ˜‚

Brian ๐Ÿ˜‚

Christopher Smith!!!!!!

Stacey Dransfield us in Cornwall ๐Ÿ˜‚

Georgie Stephanie

Heather Wood! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Roseanne Gower ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Aleina ๐Ÿ˜‚

V Iictoria ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Parsima Claire Biouki-Beedham Wendy Ann Nelson omg broke me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Its fine, they get 'smilier' as they get older ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

It was sooooo good!

Hahaha!! Yep. Can't wait to see the photos!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Dani Elle new photo tactics for the kids

James East this is you and Imogen

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Mark Jukes School photos every single year ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

Tell me about it ๐Ÿ™„

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