**SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER**
‘The night before Charlie was born I had this dream. I dreamt that I was a soldier, riding into battle … completely naked, and on the back of a large, inflatable duck.’
Matt Coyne has become a hero for thousands of parents everywhere who are devoted followers of his popular blog, Man vs Baby.
This is his book, and it is not your average parenting tome. It’s packed with completely impractical advice for the bewildered new mum or dad – stuff you won’t find anywhere else: from ‘Profanity Bingo’ for labour to a categorisation of various nappy disasters. But, more than that, it is the story of how becoming a parent is a kind of beautiful insanity – a thing that changes you.
Above all, Dummy will keep you laughing through the exhaustion, the mystery and the madness of bringing up your own children.
This is the parenting book for real people.
MAN vs TODDLER
**SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER**
More inept, more clueless and more exhausted than ever, the man behind the blogging phenomenon Man vs Baby is back with the latest instalment in his (and his son Charlie’s) journey through the chaos and comedy of parenting
In the follow-up to the critically acclaimed Sunday Times bestseller Dummy comes Man vs Toddler – the story of what happens when your little one is transformed from an innocent bundle of joy into a creature that walks, talks… and craps in a plastic bucket in the middle of your living room.
Man vs Toddler exposes the lie that, that when it comes to parenting ‘it gets easier’. But it is just as foul-mouthed and heart-warming as Matt’s first book, and will have you laughing and crying with recognition as he shares his observations and advice on everything from tantrums to the horrors of soft-play.
Some stuff people have said about the Man vs Baby books.
“One of the funniest – and most true – accounts of parenthood “. – Ashton Kutcher
“Hilarious but accurate account of finding your feet as a parent” – USA Today
“Matt Coyne’s post has struck a chord with parents from all over the world” – Daily Mirror
“Brilliantly Funny” – Phillip Schofield
“It is a mix of hilariously funny, sweary, brutally honest,
and actually, underneath it all, really quite lovely.” – The Metro
“A new dad who took the internet by storm” – Daily Mail
“Hilariously Honest” – The Metro
“Brilliant”. We salute you, Matt”. – Sunday Express
“I wet myself with laughter” – The Unmumsy Mum
“He’s the daddy.. hilarious” – Daily Star
“Very very funny” – Daily Edge
“Brutally honest rant on the reality of parenthood has taken
the internet by storm”. – Sunday Telegraph
“Simply Perfect” – A+.com
“Hilarious and honest” – stuff.co.uk
“Superb”. – Yahoo News
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