{"id":105,"date":"2017-11-18T12:19:47","date_gmt":"2017-11-18T12:19:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/?p=105"},"modified":"2020-12-08T09:32:43","modified_gmt":"2020-12-08T09:32:43","slug":"never-argue-about-nappy-changing-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/?p=105","title":{"rendered":"Never argue about nappy changing again…"},"content":{"rendered":"

The way I see it, there are two main ways to work out nappy-changing duties.. There is the turn-based “I Did it Last Time” method.. or the more controversial “He\/She’s On You” system.<\/p>\n

There are advantages and disadvantages to both… For a start The “I Did It Last Time” method requires both parties to remember who changed the baby last time, (and when you’re sleep deprived it can be a real cock to remember).<\/p>\n

It also lacks a little flexibility.. A meteor could crash through our ceiling severing both my arms and legs.. Lyns would still look down at my quivering torso and say “It’s still your turn, stumpy…”.<\/p>\n

The “He\/She’s On You” method is more flexible, but what do you do if the baby shits whilst independently in their cot?, or on a stranger.?. or on a family member distant enough to tell you to “fuck off” at the suggestion that they roll their sleeves up?<\/p>\n

..Anyway, taking all the information above, I came up with this combination method that works… I’m making it sound complicated, but I’ve condensed it into a simple diagram.<\/p>\n

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The way I see it, there are two main ways to work out nappy-changing duties.. There is the turn-based “I Did it Last Time” method.. or the more controversial “He\/She’s On You” system. There are advantages and disadvantages to both… For a start The “I Did It Last Time” method requires both parties to remember who changed the baby last time, (and when you’re sleep deprived it can be a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[39,35,38,1],"tags":[6,9,54,8,51,10,11,12,55,56,52,7],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424,"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}