{"id":245,"date":"2024-10-01T15:20:58","date_gmt":"2024-10-01T14:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/?p=245"},"modified":"2025-10-16T11:51:58","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T10:51:58","slug":"245","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/?p=245","title":{"rendered":"F**k off about Parent and Child parking spaces."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This debate was kicked off again today.. so okay, ONE. MORE. TIME. FOR. THE. PEOPLE. AT. THE. BACK&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Parent and child spaces don\u2019t exist because parents are entitled\/lazy. They exist so a parent can get their kid out of their car safely, without reducing the car next to them to scrap.<br \/>\nAnd they are placed near the store because in, a civilised society, most of us agree that it\u2019s a good thing to reduce the risk of children running around the modern busy car park like its fuc<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">king Chessington World Of Adventures.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>I realise for some this is complicated..<br \/>\n\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800<br \/>\n1. &#8220;Rubbish, we didn&#8217;t have parent and baby spaces back in my day&#8230; &#8221;<br \/>\n\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800<br \/>\n&#8230;This is an odd point of view given that that argument can also be made for antibiotics, women&#8217;s voting rights, the combustion engine, indoor plumbing, space travel, Luther, opposable thumbs, monster munch and shoes.<br \/>\n\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800<br \/>\nOh yeah, and the internet.. a place where you can share your shit opinion and have it demolished by anyone whose brain receives oxygen.<br \/>\n\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800<br \/>\n2. &#8220;But, in my day, we managed..&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;I&#8217;m sure you did, when cars were fewer, cars were smaller, spaces were larger, and you could get a bottle of ginger beer and a caramac and still have half a crown left to buy some johnnies. Look, times have changed. Not least because we now have something called &#8216;Health and Safety&#8217; which means Isofix, and car-seats the size of a fucking armchair.<\/p>\n<p>So you can be nostalgic for the good old days, when your children didn&#8217;t even have to wear seatbelts, but those days are gone.. It&#8217;s partly the reason why there are more of these kids making it to adulthood, actually, Barbara.<\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;But disabled spaces are more important&#8221;.<br \/>\nYes. Of course they are. Nobody is saying otherwise. But its not either\/or is it?<\/p>\n<p>4. &#8220;Why should those who &#8216;breed&#8217; get benefits that I don&#8217;t. Whinge whinge. etc.&#8221;<br \/>\nLook,.. people have all kinds of benefits that you don&#8217;t.. low blood pressure and some fucking empathy for a start.<br \/>\nAnd.. even if you don&#8217;t have kids the chances are you were one once. It&#8217;s True. Two people in the dim past made the monumental mistake of combining their DNA and creating someone as selfish and small-minded as you. So stop being a cock about something that keeps the next generation a little bit safer and maybe, god forbid, makes someone else&#8217;s day a little bit easier. Because, it doesn&#8217;t really affect you does it, you massive dick.<br \/>\n\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800\u2800<br \/>\nHope that clears that up&#8230; Now can we all just get along?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This debate was kicked off again today.. so okay, ONE. MORE. TIME. FOR. THE. PEOPLE. AT. THE. BACK&#8230; Parent and child spaces don\u2019t exist because parents are entitled\/lazy. They exist so a parent can get their kid out of their car safely, without reducing the car next to them to scrap. 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