{"id":86,"date":"2017-06-25T11:32:35","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T10:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/?p=86"},"modified":"2020-12-04T14:20:29","modified_gmt":"2020-12-04T14:20:29","slug":"another-day-another-parent-friendly-coffee-shop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.man-vs-baby.co.uk\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Another day, another parent-friendly coffee shop…"},"content":{"rendered":"

– Could I have a cup of hot water please? I just want to warm the baby’s food.<\/p>\n

– No. We can’t let you have a cup of hot water.<\/p>\n

– Really, why not?<\/p>\n

– It’s Health and Safety.<\/p>\n

– mm. But I’ve just bought 2 cups of tea from here and they were the same temperature as the Earth’s core. <\/p>\n

– And?<\/p>\n

– Well, the only difference between those cups of tea and a cup of hot water is that the tea cost \u00a32.50 and its brown.<\/p>\n

– Sorry, we still can’t give you a cup of hot water. It’s Health and Safety. Can I get you anything else?<\/p>\n

– Yes, could I get another cup of tea please?<\/p>\n

– Certainly, How would you like it? <\/p>\n

– Er. I’ll take it with no milk, no sugar, and no teabag please.<\/p>\n

[*Blank expression*]
\n– But, …that would be a cup of hot water.<\/p>\n

– Now you’re catching on.<\/p>\n

– We can’t serve you that.<\/p>\n

– Why not?<\/p>\n

-It’s Health and Safety.<\/p>\n

….And, in the distance, over on table 12, a hungry baby wept bitterly.. as it realised that it had joined the human race and it was a race full of dead-eyed twonks.<\/p>\n

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